nipetas: but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the...
coolscar: *shaves my legs* MOM FEEL MY LEGs
a-ghost-who-was-left-in-the-cold: oswinofoswald: she-wants-the-doitsu: lestrade: yo i think we already know the doctor’s name that guy looks like a mix of tom hiddleston and jesus OH MY LIFE HE DOES have you accepted beezow doo-doo zippittybop-bob-bop as your lord and savior
mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601” When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!” And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I...– Vargus, Archie’s Final Project
horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way I literally had to read that 5 times… oh my god
breadboxes: breadboxes: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot “where did my van gogh”
berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i really did
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled